"Dressed to the tens" Inflation is everywhere!

"I have to figure out whose belly button to push." This can't be a thing. Couldn't find it used on the web.

"Locked in stone" = "locked in" + "set in stone."

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“You don't want the tail to become a bottleneck for the dog's success.” I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean by it sounds like a #ZenKoan, since “koan” can translate as “nonsensical.”

“Carolina has no fowls to give” #chickenhoarders #homophonefail ESPN Virginia Tech Women's Basketball

If you have to ask how much the “FREE” appetizer costs, you can't afford it!

"I don't have any secret sauce up my sleeve." #eww

"They have consumed the juice." Sounds like a Russian spy's version of "drank the Kool-Aid."

"It’s like gathering ants." How aardvarks say, "It's like herding cats."

Banging the horse = beating a dead horse + banging the drum. #nowords

“Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof” #BroadwayMashup

"There's a golden lining" vs. "silver." Wow, inflation is everywhere.

"The whole ten yards" vs. "nine yards." This wouldn't be a problem on the metric system.

“He gave me the ring-around” = “give the run-around” + “ring around the rosie.” Strange engagement customs.

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Also known as “bisects.” Joe Beninati Washington Capitals #Ovi #hattrick