OH WOW THREE NEW FOLLOWERS! ...And they're all bots. 🥲

I don’t need this, I don’t need this, I…NEED THIS! Existential coffee is my favorite kind. 😭

Welcome to our first-ever #Meme Monday! Now that I've finished explaining to my bosses at the Clenchport Chamber of Commerce what a "meme" is, please enjoy this approved work of art I made. 🙏 #animation #Clenchport #series

I"M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING 😭

This explains why my cat always avoids me after work…I mean, wait, I love my job! What are you talking about? 😅

An announcement on the strange numbers popping up on people's radios all around Clenchport: 1-1-7-2-2 is just a random string of numbers. They have no significance and no bearing on your existence. If you hear these numbers, change the station. Thank you! 👋

Never skip a #MemeMonday, that’s what I always say. 😅

Hey everyone, Francis here with an exciting announcement: Clenchport is getting a new convenience store called the Smart Shopper! We’ve always had one (that’s it, just the one), but it burned down, and the smoldering ashes have been sitting there ever since. So exciting! 🥳

Bennu was a planet-killer asteroid, so we had to destroy it. We didn't tell anyone that we saw something in the samples we took. Now, it's been set free. We should have left well enough known. At least then, we could have all died with some dignity... #1stLinePit #WIP #A #H

Thank you to everyone who supported my pitch today for #1stLinePit! The #writingcommunity is full of creative, talented, wonderful people. 😁 New followers: I also publish short fiction and you can follow The Chronicles of Clenchport for updates on the animated series and podcast I’m writing! 🤓

Me when “World War III” is trending again.

Still can’t believe our little town is getting its own series. Totally fictional, of course, I’m required to say that. 😅

Love these stats on my Vocal short stories! My latest #shortstory, "Faceless," has been driving a ton of reads since receiving a Top Story Award. Next up is a revamped version of my round 2 NYC Midnight story "Sins of the Father." Stay tuned! #WritingCommunity

To the Moon from Freebird Games is one of my all-time favorites, and it's out now on #PS5. Even after all these years, the experience left me in tears like it was the first time all over again. My review --> bit.ly/3C0GEq0 Kan Gao Serenity Forge #gaming

My round two story from NYC Midnight's Short Story Challenge is now free to read on Vocal! In a world where ghosts are a part of everyday life, a detective arrives at the scene of a murder to interview the late victims... #writingcommunity vocal.media/fiction/sins-o…

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While it’s illegal to discuss the true nature of Clenchport, one thing I will say is that, over the years, numerous residents have allegedly visited or permanently migrated to alternate timelines where, say, certain elections didn’t happen. Anyway, come visit Clenchport! 😁

My experience with #PS5Pro so far. 😂

Hey, isn’t that the guy that works down at the Smart Shopper in town? What’s his name, Ogre Killer? No, maybe Troll Hunter? No that’s not it either…