Starting a Planet Fitness Defense militia composed of delightfully Slim Thicc Warriors.

The Clean Diesel Intifada starts today. #DefendThePlanet

Can these freaks leave my gym alone? Going to the gym is my 'me time' and thinking about psychotic bigots trying to disrupt that makes me see red.

Finished this last week. Fantastic. Also sent my bestie the Vinnie B two-pack aka Jakarta Burning for his birthday.

Jeff Butler is a violent slumlord. Solidarity with the tenants' unions!

Millennials, we listening to Summertime Clothes by AnCo today?? We are so back to the life part of the endless cycle!!!

We all got that one coworker named Benedict Anderson who is always trying to smoke and 'imagine communities' 😅 Bro is always on some wild shit 🤣

Bro, spring is so spring rn!!

No comment. Nothing good ever comes from saying 'I don't like this band' on here. My friend Matt said 'I don't like the talking heads' and people dug through his life and made fun of his band lmao.

Pursuing my PhD in Unreliable Narrator Studies at Harvard State University.

This shop steward looks like Fetterman lmao

I hate buying groceries. I WAS JUST HERE. I JUST DID THIS. I have to do this again Forever??

No one wants to go to the pub and drink 2-4 perfect pints anymore because of woke.

Crazy to find a band that I was convinced was Stereolab and all the reviews are basically like 'ya this is Stereolab 2 and it's pretty good'.

Mental Health is Mental Wealth. That's why I use the Brain Investor app instead of traditional therapy!

The real vampire weekend