10 years ago my father in law decided to fill in his pool and put pavers over it stating he had no desire or need for a pool. He has now placed an above ground pool on top of the pool he filled in. The stupidity of this photo will haunt me for the rest of my life

On September 11th 343 firefighters paid the ultimate sacrifice. While many of us picture them as a silhouette in turnout gear, they each were their own unique person. These are some of their stories: #343andcounting

I’m devastated to learn my kids have decided to become douchebags

Me every time I log onto Twitter after the weekend

Work intentionally gave me September 11th off without me even asking. Feel like my brand is strong and now the pressure is on to deliver

My buddy wanted to do lobster rolls at his poutine place so he got rolls from our bakery and threw a lobster roll on top of poutine. I respect the move

Three-star general can’t tell the difference between American and British troops (or spell “heroes”)

How I feel when this shows up on my timeline

easily the most important piece of media to consume on 9/11

for immediate release: my haters, of which there are many, are going to be upset to learn that… daddy. is. back.

hey Elon Musk when do all my followers come back? I have some blue checks I need to troll

this didn’t age well…

shitposting in this thread to a bunch of insufferable white women is why my account was banned. my biggest regret when this account got nuked was I didn’t shitpost harder

With all due respect how did Britney griner get traded for an arms dealer called the merchant of death

“watching the bruins stuff 3 into the islanders net reminded me of how you liked getting three stuffed into you. tell the fam I miss them”

lmaooo take that L @TheATLGoon you called me slur now babcock is fired

I have an update on the situation…