My wife and I just had a several minute conversation about funny things we’ve seen on Paw Patrol. #parents

My dad has made friends with the people around us at the Dallas Cowboys’ game by talking about the shortage of Fritos in the grocery store.

My four-year-old takes off all of his clothes whenever he poops. Looks like I’ve got a young George Costanza on my hands. #seinfeld

My four-year-old son watched the first 25 minutes of The Lion King for the first time last night. I asked who is favorite character was and he said, “The dad lion.” He’s in for a rough morning today. #LongLiveTheKing

5 year old son: Hey dad! Me: Yeah, buddy. Son: Sometimes, after you sit on the toilet a long time, your feet feel… weird. Me: Yeah, that’s called numb. Son: They feel like there are sparkles in them.

It’s been a long time since I’ve been quietly celebrating a late Thunder game while my wife is asleep next to me. It’s good to be back. #ThunderUp

My three-year-old daughter can be pretty opinionated, stubborn and argumentative. When she disobeys, we’ve had to start taking away the thing she loves most in the world. She can’t listen to the soundtrack from Disney’s Cars.

6 year-old: “Dad, I can spell words without even looking at them.” Me: “Prove it” 6yo: “D-O-N-E P-O-O-P-I-N-G”

“Teenagers are still kids but they just have phones.” - six-year-old son

Somehow, this is still true. Kings of Crimson #Oklahoma

7yo has discovered “Would you rather” questions. “Would you rather eat poison or have poison spiders crawling all over you?” “Would you rather be in a box full of spikes or on a planet full of spikes?” “Would you rather eat disgusting stuff or really disgusting stuff?”

Is Alex Caruso the greatest Thunder ever?

Thank you Paul George and the Los Angeles Clippers! #ThunderUp

Thank you Josh Giddey and the Chicago Bulls #ThunderUp

Thank you to the entire NBA for not drafting Lu Dort! #ThunderUp

Kings of Crimson #Sooners