First day of my birthday week off. Already taken my blood pressure tablets and now I’ve got my knee elevated with an ice pack on it and about to start the last episode of Endeavour. If that’s not exciting enough, got a call with a mortgage advisor this afternoon.

In the most first world of problems, the coffee grinder has run out of charge part way through and there’s not enough ground for the moka pot yet. Send thoughts and prayers.

salfordbeerfest.com/news/8cxi875zd… Some news. Please RT.

#OTD #Onthisday #1923: Referee Mr D Asson blows the final whitsle in the first #FACup Final Wembley Stadium and Bolton Wanderers #bwfc have beaten #whufc West Ham United 2-0 thanks to goals from David B.N. Jack, J.Smith and the help of a Grey/White horse. #wembley100 #EFL #PremierLeague

OMG indeed.

“Can I have a Flake with that?”

I hope he brings Grealish on. Be like years ago when we’d been out all day Saturday, and my mate had a Sunday league game the morning after. Somebody passed to him, he trapped the ball, threw up on it and walked off the pitch.

Even more soli (now you’ve done it when we were travelling back from Newcastle) darity with the train strikes.

Don’t Go Breaking My Hip.

Highlight of the day Right To Roam Festival Bolton is definitely Brokli brilliant, and a bit mad.

Walked through Spinningfields from Cask to Gas Lamp and heard two different singers covering Oasis songs. Manchester. We do things differently here.

Well that was incredible Self Esteem , Royal Northern Sinfonia. BBC Proms @Sage_Gateshead

First Bolton game of the season. *Digs out big coat

So. Here we go. #ISBF8 tickets are GO. Read on. Grab your tickets. And please RT / Share widely. #ISBF8 #ShareTheBeerLove #DontMissOut #AllForCharity salfordbeerfest.com/news/g8amlsimb…

🚨NEW FESTIVAL ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 We are thrilled to announce that we will be stepping in for The Proclaimers as the headline act for Friday 1 Sept at Head for the Hills in Bury, Greater Manchester 😎🕺💃 Tickets here 👉ow.ly/nyi550PAISY

Stumbled on the Barbican. This is cool, I wonder how much the flats are…

What’s going on with the Preston to. Bolton trains NORTHERN 🚆 ? Now the 18:20 is cancelled and all we’ve been told is to wait for the next one in an hour.

Jesus wept. In an incredibly crowded field, she has to be the worst Tory.

Well thank fuck for that. Anyway, back to only coming on here to complain to Northern Rail. #Election2024