Can people stop asking me to look between letters on my keyboard, Twitter was getting annoying as it was without having to do homework to understand wtf is going on

Would I Lie To You? x Sidemen 👀🤔

KSI and Logan gunna be slightly disappointed when they see why “Arsenal Bottle” is trending

Very brave with such a close title race creating an Arsenal bottle

What answer do they expect here? “I’ll get on my roof and hold my hands up so the planet doesn’t squash my house”

Hypothetically if I wear this combo to the club and drink vodka ribenas all night what’re my chances of escaping without a herd of willing women throwing themselves at me? Just trying to stay safe

Can someone let Margot Robbie know that Instagram message requests are down so I haven’t seen her DM yet, cock blocked by Zuckerberg

Giving £1000 to someone who uses #GeorgeClarkeyTalentShow with the best video application on TikTok. Me and some of the boys will be picking a winner next week for a video.

✍️ 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝑨𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕: 𝑮𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆 🤌
An announcement on a Monday, who do we think we are? Well it’s a belter for you, appearing in his first charity game, it’s time to see what George Clarke can do on the pitch!
🤝 Welcome Georgeclarkey

My TikTok fyp suggests quirky videos perfectly describing every aspect of my life. My Twitter fyp just suggests videos of people dying, leaks of Only Fans girls or accounts that usually show people dying but are now promoting Only fans girls. Is this a me problem?

Pay to win sport, try do that with a random rock on Blackpool beach and the only thing you’re tallying up is people calling you a nonce for your technique

Can 2 friends not just have a nightout in peace these days

Seen a lot of people doubting if Tom Garratt will recover from this. But it looks like when tackling something hard he will try to pull it off

Kitchen Nightmares has nothing on this 👀😳

Reply with your Christmas dinner pretty please and thankyou

Bless him, the world is a big and daunting place, that’s actually a bedside table

Season 4 is here……

Trent putting the ass in assist

Someone’s effectively put a flyer up on Twitter to take me in as a rescue boyfriend

Not the first time he’ll be giving top to Ronaldo