I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

Coming into work at 11:30 and not getting a lunch until 4:30 is actually diabolical

My birthday weekend starts now ♊️

Happy birthday to my Queen 👸 cLari I had such a wonderful weeknd celebrating you 🎉🥳🎊🎁💕

me on my day off:

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this is the exact type of heat i want everyone to feel when they go to hell for fucking w. me!

Please don’t tell me any bad news in Chilis. Like right infront of my triple dipper and honey chipotle crispers? Save it.

alright islanders for your next challenge everyone is going to take acid and stare at Vanna until you get scared

I feel like going out this weekend 🤭

Tucson being on both a dust AND heat advisory… Also a chance of rain? Lmaooo global warming is gonna end us sooner than later yall

currently in my luteal phase and the rage is literally seeping through my pores

The Love Islander commentaor has me on the FLOOR during this last episode “Look, they’re openly chatting about their emotions while sober. My dad would never do that.” 😭😭😭😭bc SAME HAHAHA