uncanny valley ranch --⃤🏳️‍🌈 Data: I don't understand. we all have both implements. Why isn't everyone 'vers' or 'switch'? Riker: (smiling at Data's adorable naiveté) maybe if we did Data, the galaxy would be a better place

bitch turn yo krisp noise suppresssion off im tryna hear u throw up :1001:

oomfs dm me i need someone to watch me paw off in the shower rn

heartbreaking: all her muttstink gone 💔

They'll need to call another exorcist to get me off his lap.

making breakfast. youtube on my phone keeping me entertained. no ads yet. maybe this video doesnt have any. gotta wash my hands. the nanosecond i start, youtube gives me a skippable ad knowing i cant touch my phone for at least the next 30 seconds.

ok bro pen it frontally then. im waiting. its okay you dont have to be shy. just pen it frontally. go on then. oh? is someone anxious? its okay to be nervious, ive got you sweetie. dont worry, lets put your useless little APFSDS away back into its cage <3

accidentally fixed dinner for two again lol #deadwifetwt #mywifeisdead

typa shit im on rn,.,..,

Obviously rape is "natural", but that doesn't mean it's "good" The thing is, *I* can make that distinction as an atheist because I know we live in a godless, amoral universe, whereas you believe that a Perfect, All-Loving God intentionally designed duck sex

my masc trans guy roommate is watching drag race while i, a femme trans woman, am watching clavicular on adam friedland. now, one could infer all sorts of nasty things about this, but i for one think it’s the beauty of god

I've never committed to putting posters up in my room, putting things where I want, only where I can put them, bc either the Landlord will kick you out, my parents would've yelled at me, the Rent would be too much, you're never allowed to ever feel like anywhere is truly your own

i need to print this thread out and frame it and hang it in my room

i am no longer postblocked. i have been beaten into submission by the powers that be. my will has been broken. i accept my place in the machine. i am winston smith at the end of 1984. i will not say "KYS KYS KYS"

LETS GO

i've been bladeblocked by the gender pocket gap