let’s listen to the safety dance like 47 times in two days, with mama

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this was serious and people died

feeling regular if you’d like to come feel regular with me

No, I didn’t forget and then repeat myself later, I’m building a motif, cmon just cmon I’m

I’m doing one more for fun

This worked— more soon.

I’ll be at the Kenyon Review booth at AWP if anyone wants to see my new green coat

I get to go to grad school for professional lying (fiction MFA)

I’m networking at AWP in a way you wouldn’t even be able to know. They signed all my books, they drowned all my extenuating circumstances.

lesbian themed McDonald’s

everyone where I am is awake and talking about blood sugar dogs. Some people are saying they are actually called diabetic alert dogs (DADs), but these people are frighteningly ignoring the fact that I like saying "blood dog" and "sugar dog". What could possibly happen next.

Christopher Blackman reviews Andrew Grace’s “A Brief History of the Midwest” on LAR today. Check out the review here: losangelesreview.org/a-brief-histor… #LARreviews

The brilliant + glamorous Grace Byron interviewed me about filmed sex and the state of media criticism in 2026: api.omarshehata.me/substack-proxy…

This is the year

We’re so back I’m doing the laundry again just like from before

ranunculus season

Ohhh!! Sam is a great friend and writer; it’s very sweet to be known by her. One of my favorite foxes to ever do it.

Okay it’s too hot and I look foolish when I wear my jorts

let's get our ears pierced with our ex-girlfriends. in brooklyn it is spring. all of them at once.