Cue the David Coots fake United background Facebook page

Happy birthday Howard Hockin! Enjoy a nice flat white today

22 year old in his first season playing left back. He's a generational player

Modern football at the very top is a media/entertainment product for the worldwide market, and whether you or I like it or not, the day will come when competitive games are played in other markets.

The only correct choice

I see this argument a lot. That professional franchises are different than football clubs. And I agree. There's different characteristics. The closer comparison in America is college sports. They're deeply rooted in their communities in the same way. Where I'm from, University of…

Take all those estimated values and cut them in half

Yes, as it should. It grows the game. The same way the NFL goes to London or Mexico. A real match in America can grow the game here

Ste hit it head on. Not just the fact that anyone on the outside spouts idiotic nonsense (Roy Keane's League 2 comments) but also the fact that he's a victim of his own success, so there's an impossible standard applied to him

Just sat thinking how ludicrous the Haaland narrative is in general. I swear City fans have been gaslit about him and we don't even realise it. If he played for absolutely anyone else he would be rightfully lauded for what he is.

He has 32 goals and 6 assists in 40 games this…

Hello Police, I'd like to report a murder

So now there's two people on Nunes Island. Me and Bailey Wynne

Before getting into him further, here is a thread by The American Cityzen prior to his arrival in the summer. A scouting report that outlines all the strengths we've seen from him this season.

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This is what's wrong with the Ballon d'Or. It's a popularity contest. Nobody who watches football on a week to week basis thinks Toni Kroos is the best player in the world right now, or nowhere close tbh

Him and Dortmund's right back Ryerson were both excellent. Liked what I saw from both of them

Barca whining about a £50m release clause has been quite entertaining

'I asked Stan if we could offer the most money'

Nathan Ake's Premier League minutes in his first two seasons at Manchester City:

20/21: 9 starts, 797 minutes
21/22: 10 starts, 923 minutes

3 starts and 270 minutes of his first season was in the last games of the season that were dead rubbers, as the league had already been…

Looks like Sancho has gotten the United stink off him

Everyone needs to drop what they're doing and listen to this immediately