Los Angeles is the Hamburger capital of the world. 🍔

i have successfully not worn jeans for five years. but should i get a pair of jncos?

the only song ever off a compilation to win best engineered GRAMMY

ily maui

do i really need to get premium. anybody enjoying the subscription era of life?

Let’s fucking GO

i’ve been feeling pretty lonely these days, but i know i’m not alone. i took myself to dinner and…. steely dan on the radio. i always take that as a sign my dad is hovering around and a reminder that i am so lucky to have you all in my life. trying not to cry over my fish tacos

WTF IS THIS!!! 😍💦 i have to work for, or with, these people. this is literally all of my love languages. submersive.com

i’ve lost two friends in 24 hrs. it’s not death that makes me sad. we are all going to die… it’s how people die. 😔

whoa. i can’t believe cds might make a comeback

i’m an emotional entrepreneur. every time i see a product or business i see the person behind that with hopes and dreams. most people don’t care to be billionaires. most people are trying to enjoy life and do what they love without just surviving.

my niece just FaceTimed me and showed me a potion she was creating in her cauldron which consisted of a magical elixir, stardust and tears. 🥰

we need third spaces. my friends have opened third spaces excited to support the community… but then the rents are too high and people don’t have enough to spend and they close. what is the solution? we’d love to open a space but??????

in the age of ai slop, just post your thing. share it!! things being less than perfect and raw might actually stand out (sorry dad).

i am going to put Grok under citizen’s arrest

it’s time to get this show on the road

I will always buy dill pickled flavored anything forever all the time

Pop punk is for sad white boys Yacht Rock is for sad white men

any tech bros or boss babes with fun money want to invest in CPG? Tired of the cloud and want liquid in your face? hatchet granny is gearing up for Angel investors holler Hatchet Granny | Non-Alcoholic Beverages & Events seed us. one of us.

you guys. people in the midwest are really nice!!