IF absolutely enters trains like this by the way.

"Um... Just the commission fee is fine, thanks Lady Vert. I'm not really the sort for doting."

Average IF response to adversaries.

Average interaction between Vert and IF:

"I'm not cute by the way."

"Nep likes to mess with me, don't take anything she says seriously."

"I'd still take Nep over Plutia. At least she doesn't actively traumatise me every time she transforms."

"I mean she generally spends most of her time as a blanket burrito in the Basilicom, but there's a reason I generally don't party up with her if I'm going to be fighting some baddies."

"Morning Gamindustri."

"Hello Nep. I was a protagonist once. I even had a transformation. Still, it wasn't really my thing."

"Don't worry, I completely omit your role and simply say 'my bike' if I'm ever talking about it."

"Unfortunately the Guild records will keep my name on record so you can't hide me that easily."

"I'm impressed by how the Gamindustri nations have managed to squash most of the problems with video game piracy. There is quite a big underground piracy space for Eroge stuff though... I get the feeling that section was left alone deliberately. Why? Mainly Vert and Nep."

"Just issuing some good old fashioned street justice."

"So, you think you can escape me? Well, does this sound familiar? 192.168.0.1"

"sometimes I think I suffer from success."