Shots and tots communion returns THIS WEEK! DC Thurs at Black Cat with Maddy Brannon and SaymoSaymo and NYC Sat at The The Gutter with @brian_bahe and @tjstandup!

Calling all believers! Prove your faith to the Lord and come to services this THURS at Black Cat in DC and SAT at Gutter Bar in NYC!

DC! See you TONIGHT at Black Cat DC 8:30pm! We’ve got an amazing service with performances from Maddy Brannon and SaymoSaymo!!!

Upcoming services- March 27 at @blackcatdc in DC and March 29 at The Gutter in NYC

Don’t eat alone on the Lords “big day” join us for an Easter feast. Apr 12 7pmEST YOUTUBE.com/chutchnightDC

Holy shit we’re doing another livestream on 4/25 at 8pm. Join us at YouTube.com/churchnightDC

Join us for the Church Night livestream tonight at 8pmEST! youtube.com/churchnightDC

Tonight! We are fundraising for Southern Poverty Law Center @blklivesmatter & @nationalbailout LIVE at 8pm ET on YouTube with an amazing lineup: @NonProfitComic Violet Thee Gamemaster Franqi French Eric Owusu Natalie McGill @brittanyrcarney @jmoosegarrett Blessings & Light & #BlackLivesMattter

Welcome to the Devoted to Faith blog! churchnight.org/blog/welcometo…

Who is The Lord? churchnight.org/blog/whoisthel…

Never admit you are wrong + more tips on how to keep your faith at churchnight.org/blog

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A QUARANTINED YOUTH MINISTER churchnight.org/blog/dayinthel…

INTIMACY DURING COVID churchnight.org/blog/covidsex

SHOULD YOU MARRY FOR LOVE OR MONEY? churchnight.org/blog/marriage

We miss you all SO GODDAMN BAD. We miss pouring you shots of rotgut whiskey and placing a single Luke-warm tater tot into your mouth. We miss Black Cat. But MOST OF ALL…We miss coming together - at the same time - in the name of The Lard. WE WILL RETURN. (randy still sux)

The CDC says it’s ok to get a little tipsy at a sweaty church service and make some bad decisions.

The CDC says it’s ok to have that fourth hot dog - just do a few extra minutes of cardio whenever you can. But also don’t beat yourself up if you run out of time in the week to do extra cardio. You’ve got a lot going on right now.