Just heard the news about the great Charlie “Robert” Redford. The man could act almost as well as he could drink! One of the few men I allowed to hit on my (ex) wife — meant I was doing something right. Rest in peace ol’ buddy I’ll see you at the gin bar in the sky

First rule of Hollywood. I’ve always said.

I first met Kimmel in 1989 at the Leopard Lounge in Tarzana, when he still used his stage name “Jim Little.” Natural talent. Needed work. I gave him advice… “Never trust network! They’ll sell you out for a shrimp cocktail.” Looks like he didn’t take it. Welcome to showbiz.

Bob “The Jackknife” Broder (as I called him) briefly represented me in the 90s. Cut the deal for The Chuck LaFille Show then dropped me after I refused to read for Frasier. I told him offer only! I’m a star! Great guy that couldnt see real talent if it poked him in the eye. RIP

Jane and I had an explosive yet passionate love affair in the summer of ‘86. It was the same month I filled in for John Davidson as host of Hollywood Squares on NBC. The ratings were so good Davidson phoned the network himself to fire me. NBC doesn’t respect talent! #RIP

1981. The “joke” that ended me and Johnny’s friendship

UNPROFESSIONAL work from KTTV in LA. Bumped me because of a ballgame. MY AGENT will be in touch!

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the streets at dawn looking for a decent place to perform stand up comedy

Back in the jungle room at Graceland. Spent many a drunken night here talking showbiz with The King. Good to be back.

I hate this goddamn town.

IF YOURE NOT WORKING NEW YEARS EVE IT’S TIME TO RETHINK YOUR CAREER

Sure I knew political boss Jim Gettys! Wonderful guy! But he never did care about the working man …

Vincenzo James “Big Jim” Colosimo

The 2006 film “Michael Clayton” is a thinly veiled attack against my agent (Dan Z.) It is very obvious that this film is a thinly veiled attack against him and I will take that as in a front to me and my business

Just arrived at the #Oscars

Miss you more every day, buddy.

I used to have class

I miss my daughters