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Mormon conservatives: “Facts don’t care about your feelings. Ben Shapiro says facts and logic are everything” Mormon conservatives: “You too can pray to know the truth of the prophet Joseph Smith. You’ll feel a burning in your bosom as the spirit testifies of the truth to you”

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An excellent thread detailing the events and context of the Mountain Meadows Massacre. As they preach of their supposed love and tolerance this weekend, let this be a reminder of one of the many atrocities the church hides beneath the surface.

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These clowns do a great job at bringing up all examples of a lack of “proof” that JS was having sex with his wives, while conveniently ignoring the many instances for which we have definitive proof of his marriages being sexual (Temple Lot Case) youtu.be/YCnp5FlBAlA

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If you haven’t already, check out this song by the popular ex-mormon artist Ritt Momney “It’s a call for everyone out there who thinks they have ‘the truth’ to sit down and let me find my own” open.spotify.com/track/1z61hbHo…

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“How thoughtful of God to arrange matters so that, wherever you happen to be born, the local religion always turns out to be the true one.” - Richard Dawkins

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God is anxiously waiting for you to commune with Him in prayer. Just be sure to do it in 17th Century English, using proper “thee’s and thou’s”; otherwise, he’ll be pissed.

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“Suppose you found your brother in bed with your wife, and put a javelin through both of them, you would be justified, and they would atone for their sins, and be received into the kingdom of God.” -Brigham Young

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Seems like an appropriate time to revive this tweet. I got blocked after pointing out how Hank Smith peddles overpriced phones that aim to “protect teens”, but then defends Joseph Smith manipulating teen girls into marriage.

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For those of you who haven’t read the Book of Mormon in a while, you should check our Alma 30 to revisit the story of Korihor. In my opinion, he’s the most logical character in the entire book. How the religious treat him is about the equivalent of what we see in Mormonism today

For those of you who haven’t read the Book of Mormon in a while, you should check our Alma 30 to revisit the story of Korihor. In my opinion, he’s the most logical character in the entire book. How the religious treat him is about the equivalent of what we see in Mormonism today
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Funny thing is, Hank Smith has followed a path similar to Brad Wilcox and like Brad, was probably within a few years of becoming a general authority and getting that big, fat ✨Living Allowance✨ But now they’ll have to reconsider cause he called a member the antichrist lol

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Fairmormon: members weren’t told how to vote on prop 8! They were just told to form call centers to call all of California to promote the passing of the bill! #exmormon #pride

Fairmormon: members weren’t told how to vote on prop 8! They were just told to form call centers to call all of California to promote the passing of the bill!

#exmormon #pride
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Mind boggling to me that people will unironically share these quotes as if they offer any sort of inspiration. Some of the most meaningless, empty words ever spoken. The church both actively and historically oppresses LGBT+ people, but don’t worry “tHeY sHeD TeArS fOr YoU”

Mind boggling to me that people will unironically share these quotes as if they offer any sort of inspiration. Some of the most meaningless, empty words ever spoken. The church both actively and historically oppresses LGBT+ people, but don’t worry “tHeY sHeD TeArS fOr YoU”
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Thinkin about how the Mormon temples literally have cash registers in them for when people pay to rent their temple clothes. God forbid the church give up the chance for another revenue stream.