world’s angriest elf

happy birthday FREAK!!!

matt rife looks like a ventriloquist doll was granted a wish to be a real boy

even at my lois im still a family guy

this is a threat

me and the new cool bug I caught

great, another delightful photo full of whimsy destroyed by the vulgar American mind. not eating sushi for another year.

my favorite part about this image is how crazy the guy looks. Eyes wide, in business casual, fucking salivating over digging that tunnel

had a blast watching these fireworks! guy next to us seemed like he was going through it but I think ultimately he enjoyed it too 😊

This summer, I spent an entire month of my life going to every Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville in the country. This video has consumed my life since May: youtu.be/Bsb9T1g5nlE

I’ll see you in Margaritaville. 🌴

sorry guys, can’t hang out tonight. Oppenheimer just blew a huge load of emotion inside me

this was the best gift of my life. i’ve never seen austin powers

engaging in the ancient and powerful tradition of drunk girl running

im sorry but there’s gotta be a scarier name than Lipstick Face Demon

me and my wife :-)

yeah, that’s me. “double lighter Chrissy” they call me. “cigarette chrissy”. actually pretty cool, believe it or not. don’t zoom in because yes it’s unlit but I’m about to light it and smoke it obviously. “cigarette chrissy”