Huckleberry Hound think he slick.

Toe ring season......... ain’t over yet

wow Yom Kippur time again

I will move heaven and earth to find the freshest raspberry

might buy a key lime pie colored Lamborghini

Celine Dion is a POWERHOUSE and I’m tired of pretending otherwise!!!!

I don’t like my eyebrows!! They’re used by too many people to make inferences about my emotional state

every mall food court you go to, the Philly cheesesteak place is a ghost town. why

booking a trip to philly so I can see someone actually take a bite into a cheesesteak

i DONT miss being a baby!! Certainly it is better to feed myself

Ireland is Italy

I'm guessing that this is gauche or whatever but nobody ever asks me what I'm going to do with the money that they're paying me. I would gladly answer. "Vacation" "Moisturizer" "Gifts for Friends" etc

am I a “snow bunny”

I can't let my previous tweet be the last thing I ever wrote on here

So if you think a young lady looks nice your considered thirsty?? Absurd

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.