Fail to invest in quality attacking options and you can’t act surprised when you can’t score.

🎙️ Steve Evans on Jack Sparkes’ 10th yellow card of the season yesterday: "He deserves to go. He was atrocious today, anyway. He wouldn't have played at Oldham. So, there we go. So he's out for Tuesday, doesn't matter to me, because he wouldn't have played anyway. He was

I do miss some halftime entertainment at Fratton Park. Bring back the Dizzy Stick. Or Nelson vs Frogmore Frog winner stays on or something.

Instead of naming additional goalkeepers on the bench (woke, boring), we should auction off a place on the bench to an ex professional who fancies a laugh. Jamie O’Hara for me.

If Charlton players want to stop being booked then they should stop giving away constant fouls.

Terry Fucking Devlin.

Turned down the bao buns initially. The people wanted two bao buns. Upgraded the order to include four bao buns. No hesitation. Adapted and unfazed. Man of the people. True leadership.

The Pompey Paraguayan has quite the ridiculous turn of speed but additionally what on earth is that defence doing.

We're gonna have to get rid of corners cos this is stupid

Should just be a free kick to the defending team and a yellow card to any/all players on the attacking team doing it. Sorted it.

Bit damning of what Mousinho thinks of Brown as a striker that he can’t get any meaningful minutes over an incredibly ineffective Bishop.

If they knew Murphy was out for the season, or even had a suspicion, then I wouldn’t have sold Lang without an experienced replacement ready to come in and start.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

First 37 minutes of Blackburn vs Portsmouth.

How is that thick bar allowed in the back of the net? Thought that was banned.

Going to suggest it’s not the greatest sign for Bowat that everyone reading this is above him in the pecking order to play at the back.

Jason Cundy is going door to door in London trying to get a Kinsky mask printed.

We’ve conceded 200 goals from long range this season.

We’re taking our commitment to never playing Ipswich very seriously.