This is going to be stressful #themasters

We are so back #themasters

Bryson has had the AOC ball going all weekend with the irons #themasters

Every hole at Augusta: Normal camera: that doesn’t look too bad from there Camera at ground level: ok that green is ridiculous #themasters

Can we just do a fairway / green / two putt par? Just once? #themasters

I was hoping Rory would put a Jumeriah hat on and pull out the Titeist 910 for that shot on the 10th, just for old times sake

Now we’re doing club drops to 10ft

Rosey is vibing his face off today. Tongue all over the place

If I told you Rory was going to shoot even par on the day and win by one, how many guesses would you need to work out how he got there

Rory has already choked this one away twice today and he still may be about to win. What a wild ride. Nobody else has this level of lunacy

I know we’ve seen heartbreak before from Rory, but if he doesn’t win this one I don’t know how he ever comes back. This is absolutely brutal

That would have been awesome about 10 minutes ago Rory

That’s the damnedest thing I’ve ever seen

Rory’s Champions Dinner next year: Starter: Duck Salad Main: ESCAPE FROM A RAGING VOLCANO Dessert: Steak Aperitif: GET THROWN OFF A MOVING TRAIN

If you know any guys in their thirties, check their phone wallpaper tomorrow morning

Rory with the ‘double on the first freed me up’ - that’s good stuff, we’ve all been there for sure

It would have been fitting for Justin Rose to have played spoiler to Rory winning the grand slam. Stopped Phil from winning the US Open to do the same thing, and stopped Tiger from winning the FedEx Cup when he won at East Lake.

Wonder how much gorillas think about the Roman Empire

Spotify just hit me with Envy by Brothel in Belize and it’s giving more than a little Crimewave by Crystal Castles.

Cool to see Oz Pearlman making waves. I’m old enough to remember when he was the demo guy for Penguin Magic weaving in his own tricks like the TranspOZition.