Continuing our existing conversation HSBC UK, this is a blatant lie!

Foxy Emma appears to have deleted her account. Shame she didn’t stick around long enough to have a welsh and Irish kid in her kids’ class too. So many punchlines. Also, this, it turned out, was bollocks.

Hey HIPPO HIPPO! You just cost me about £500, and left an old lady with late stage dementure with the same set up as before. Anything we can do about that?

just say “we’re trying to fix the uk from right wing mentals. We’re not that fussed about what some right-wing white South African that runs the US thinks.” Wes Streeting

Polpot Will Eat Itself. Elon Musk

Can’t remember why I recently spent more time than is justifiable researching the history of the chippy. Probably because I’m quite dull and a bit anal. Had I known The Mill would be publishing this great run down soon I could’ve saved myself a job manchestermill.co.uk/is-the-chinese…

Ok, be honest: Who had “Being marginally less likely to be invaded by the US” on their Brexit benefits bingo card?

.Home Office why do you allow violent, abusive RUSSIAN ffs child abducters to get a visa? I mean I'm super chill on immigration, but this woman you let in actually blinded me in one eye, causing the NHS expenditure, and now she's here on a "I have money" visa" and stalkijg me.

Did Matt Allwright really just reference Half Man Half Biscuit on BBC The One Show or am I on drugs?

Hey BBC , you promised us a heavily censored version of kneecap’s Glastonbury set “later on n Saturday night.” It’s 2.20am Sunday. Where is it?

Death, death to the Waffen SS. I’ll be in all afternoon if GMP need me for calling for the mass slaughter of Germans, although I am working till about 5 if you could hold off till then.

Err…

NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for THE NERVE in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?

Can I just get this right? Michael O’Leary, who tried to make people pay to piss on his planes and would charge for oxygen if he could get away with it, is now the Ché Guevara of modern corporatism because the US has slipped so far into literal fascism? This is a thing??????

I'd have to say, and I'm by no means a compulsive gambler though dabble now and then, that Gala is the first site I've ever known that just refuses to pay out on a £150 slot win. Cos I skanked that.

That Gala is truly a win/win situation. Even #DJT couldn't bankrupt this one. You lose, you lose. You win, they don't pay. What a bloody awesome business plan. If only #Trump thought of it first. He'd probably still bankrupt it, mind.

Yo #GalaBingo – you're still holding my money despite my name and bank account not changing since last time we interacted, or indeed any time previously or since. What seems to be the issue? Since the only reason I remembered you existed is you emailed me?

Yo Gala – three days now, you still won't let me withdraw. You have my passport, my bank statement, my council tax bill. You are just scammers aren't you?