man: hey... yeah you iv seen you before! girl: yeah iv seen you looking at me through my window!!

a momma Dino with a family and a trex come by and eats her now what happens to the kids

ever played temple run and say to yourself I can run that far as that guy. and you start crawling ten feet after start

ok in the movie hop when the bunny uses the restroom and he craps jelly beans, well yesterday I was eating jelly bells and thought of that

when does the narwhal bacon?!?!

stranger: YOU!!! you: me?!?!?! stranger: NO!!! you: oh ( forever alone lol )

titanic is a girls favorite movie and now her mind is blown with the titanic I'm 3D

grades in school are not on how smart you are, it's how much you kiss up; just ask the suck ups 0.o

what sesame street character are you?!?! I'm cookie monster all the way pressly ࿊

do you have that girl in your life that you can't live without, always think about, always love, well I have a girl like that in my life ❤

when does the narwhal bacon?!?! can anyone answer it

my new puppy :)

Yolo: You obviously live online.

ThePenisinhermouth, Did you read "The Pen Is In Her Mouth"?, No, You have a dirty mind,

I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.

YOLO You Obviously Love Oreos.

@JanellieAH I know right

I never have time for you and I know I dont and I just want to hold you but I can't

why, why do I feel like this never there I'm not the bf I need to be I never have time, for all I know she's over there getting harassed