Pre-launch page is live. X hates links so if you see this and repost it, I’d be very grateful. Two print zines of both swords AND sorcery in great measure!!! Solo-first but extensively tested in group and co-op play. kickstarter.com/projects/castl…

Whenever 23andMe emails to say I have "new DNA relatives" I imagine a glass cylinder rising off a pedestal, thick, underlit smoke billowing out, and a half-dozen freshly decanted 3rd cousins named Lyndsey or Kyle taking their first naked steps

I work in a shitty industrial facility where hopes go to die, but after lunch my boss and I have a "last night's dream analysis" session before going back to work that really takes the edge iff

"Errata Update" but they just feed your book to a crocodile.

Haven't you always wanted to assassinate bigfoot in a laser tag arena? I've never played this game so I don't know if that's something you can do but I'm going to find out.

Be the worm you want to see in the world!

Brandon Yu sleeps 1 hour a night.

Not enough of you have contemplated this on the Tree of Woe and it shows.

RIP Kris Kristofferson He had one of the best sidekick-saves-the-hero moments in the action genre.

My favorite Scream Queen is Brad Dourif because every child's play movie features 20 minutes of raw tortured anguish while his doll body receives the worst violence you've ever seen. Just Brad in a sound booth going "Blaaag!huugaaaha!uuuahyhuu!abbBb!alallaagrrrruuaaa!!!!!?"

Wildlife numbers fall by 73% in 50 years, global stocktake finds bbc.in/3ZZAEIq

Every day I'm hustling (buying 10-20$ of pdfs on Itch)

I made my first million modeling as the baby about to fall into the bucket they use on the side of buckets.

“The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them.” is a perfect quote to illustrate using Ai to create Tolkien stories.

every “traditional” social norm was invented by advertisers in 1957 and every “newfangled social phenomenon” has been around for 3000 years