Your honor my client pleads the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall the major lift jury: hallelujah

The joke is all the sweeter when you have to work to get it.

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It’s not all men, no. Of course it isn’t. But if a plane was crashing somewhere in the UK every day of the week then wouldn’t we want to maybe talk about what we’re teaching our pilots?

You had to be there.

don’t worry guys i found my seat

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