Communists can’t help but trash everything they touch.

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as bananas do.

Pretty astounding when you consider how much work has been put into revitalizing downtown in the last 25 years, and the Kalamazoo Promise.

Every time the woke left builds their own commune, the very first thing they do is immediately enact border security.

Really makes you think.

Being a communist means butchering 100 million of your own neighbors and never having to say you're sorry.

October 7th was the worst mass murder of innocent Jews since the Holocaust and a key voting demographic for Joe Biden is occupying college campuses to collectively call for more of it, and the Washington Post is like 'Hey why are you all noticing this?'

The time has come for common-sense banana control

Correction: the police were the march.

The dead giveaway is a stunning lack of tattoos and obesity.

It's becoming hard to convince myself people like this reporter actually want civilization to continue. They just project their own self-hatred unto humanity.

I have obtained the official training video used by UCLA Liberated Zone protesters to defend against a violent banana attack.

Pet euthanasia is between a woman and her veterinarian!

They want protection from financial consequences with student loan forgiveness

Protection from the consequences of casual unprotected sex with free abortion on demand

Protection from legal and professional consequences of their words and actions.

Life without any consequences.

Watch out Detroit

You’ve got competition down I-94

In one year, spending on debt interest will be the single biggest outlay of the US government.

It’s easy to mock this (I just did), but it betrays an enormous blind spot that so many others are subject to: believing that even where lefties’ bad conduct is indisputable, it’s axiomatic that conservatives benefiting is worse.

“Be glad — be grateful — that I’m not just going out and murdering Zionists. I’ve never murdered anyone in my life, and I *hope* to keep it that way.” This is a top leader of Columbia University’s encampment, with whom the school is “negotiating,” expanding on his thoughts about how Israel…

I was told without 'Net Neutrality' in the last couple years, the Internet would be over.

It doesn't matter how stupidly ridiculous the predictions were, communists will never let reality stand in the way of their emotional need to control every square inch of life.

I remember Alfie Evans.

Not sure about anyone else.