Closing this great show tomorrow - then have to drive all night and all day to direct first rehearsal of Woody Guthrie. #RoadLife

Mixed feelings because this should have happened 30 years ago... More. Happy, though. Let's accelerate history. #LoveWins

I need a grilled cheese. #INeedAGrilledCheese

Reince Priebus and his family came to the show last night. They were quite kind.

This pizza is so good I want to cuss about it. #JesusFuckingChristThisPizzaIsGood

Sitting in with #RockCity7 as they open for #EnuffZnuff. # FantasyFrom20YearsAgo.

I love a show where everything goes wrong but it kills anyway.

When ISIS finally falls will they be refered to as WEREWERE AINTAINT or just ISNT?

My pumpkin's catch phrase is: "Your children were delicious!" My wife's is, "Boo."

Changing strings on a guitar is a ritual, like a meditation. Changing strings on a mandolin is a soul sucking death act. #MandolinsAnnoyMe

Bi-polar is a thing, and should be taken seriously. But sometimes I have all the emotions at once? #Omni_polar

#HolidayInn you are so much better than #WhiteChristmas BUT that Lincoln's Birthday number is not ok. #topical #timely

Dear People Under 40: it's not "Cheersing", it's "Toasting". You sound like idiots, and I want to kill you. #IAmNotYoung

Got a new phone. That oughtta pass a few hours.

I would rather see pictures of your food than hear any more about Hillary vs. Bernie or that poor gorilla. Also pull your pants up.

I invented a new game today. It's called Hipster or Mennonite! It's exceedingly difficult.

When in Maine... try the bath salts.

Whoever wins-I'll remember that when I speak of the President-I speak of the Person & the Office. When I disagree, I will do so respectfully