The slave girl seems like she needs a lesson in learning her place. The only reason we keep her around is that she was once wife to our son Ubbe.

Then who will clean up after you throw things at me? [Chuckles.]

Unfortunately this one gave us a granddaughter.

Perhaps two slaves, as you did personally train our son's wife.

Beautiful my love.

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