It's a hard life being a chop king

serious send off from a serious rig, love it!

Bournemouth celebrating like they've completely ruled out a 19-0 defeat at The Valley on Saturday. We'll see... #cafc

got a call from the bookies and the odds are in... me chopping this Thursday are 3/1 with a threesome at a close 6/1.. Not bad odds at all..

the king is back, not mayweather, or the people's champ pacquiao, the real champ, the chop king, I offered plenty on the circuit last night

I'm the terrible bloke who studies his bat after a leg bye in order to dupe the 81-year-old umpire into crediting me with a single

Greg Blewett getting stuck into his food isn't he Greggy.

Well played James Taylor fantastic stuff big man, great knock. 👌 As for that catch Steven Finn 👀👀awesome simply awesome! #catchingnodders

"Backing you here, mate," I tell myself as I thrust yet another $50 note through the pokies on a Sunday night post-training

Really enjoyed myself at the MCCA! Good to spend time with an idol of mine since ive been a young kid! Michael Clarke

Knew the big fella was a swordsman but having a crack at old sauce-head Chris Rogers is Abit much ya horny prick

Knicked a pair of gym bottoms from Primark.. Actually I didn't knick them I only paid 9 quid for them.. Same thing really!!

1sts beat Glastonbury CC after a tie. We posted 189-4 off 20 Tinnion 63 and Graser 41. Glastonbury CC tied with a four off the last ball

We go through having lost 4 wkts to Glastonbury CC 6 and we think we host Bridgwater CC 2's in the next round

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