my health insurance is going from $80 to $240 a month starting in the new year. how is anybody paying for this stuff man, this country sucks

he was watching sophi’s knowledge is power play btw #survivor49 #survivor

#survivor #survivor49

he’s announcing the live reunion btw #Survivor49 #survivor

guy who voted trump three times but interrupting the #survivor49 finale is the reason he’s leaving maga

Its May 2026, staples arena. Probst pulls the first name out of the urn. “Ill read the first vote…” “just one second Jeff!” u could hear a pin drop. Cochran and Tyler Perry walk out. they each put a vote in the urn, to a standing o. “aren’t u forgetting our votes?” #survivor50

me explaining to my fiancée why savannah and rizo will have a hard time on #survivor50

hope yam yam does this soon #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

rob r’s Resting Love Island Face will grant him immunity until ep 8 minimum. the lights are off and someone is home #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

the White House wants me to poop my pants

it’s 2026 and we get to witness Ron’s Funcheral #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

“I had to outsmart a survivor player” people say and do this to survivor players on other shows all the time and expect to get away with it. I don’t think a lot of people realize what makes a successful survivor player and why the successful “mastermind” is so rare

when the secret police kill someone in the street and then the federal government makes demands of the state government, it makes it seem like they are holding the entire state of Minnesota hostage

Haven’t seen a lot about this here, so check out some cool auction items from Survivor, Big Brother, and Squid Game alumni

OH BROTHER

in a sports betting hell dystopia where actual teams odds are abstract and incalculable, making the odds of a coin flip 50.7% for each side so you pocket 3 cents on the dollar is so transparently anti-fun. reach out to your local mob boss. they aren’t okay.

all this delightful #Survivor50 press has made me forget mr beast is about to be foisted upon my screen