Well good news, because statistically speaking, your child will indeed only get measles that one time

can someone HELP i have the little pinterest widget on my home screen?? it usually comes up with normal cool pics but this pic of MOULDY SANDWICHES keeps coming up?? repeatedly?? and it just STAYS THERE for 24 HOURS?????

🚨 Extremely rare government W. Fuck Kanye.

If he uses the nuke, every single person who voted for him is responsible by proxy. I really don’t care how anyone feels about it, either. You’re a war criminal too.

i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet

"Calm down. He won't be that bad." "He won't go after political opponents." "He won't try to overturn an election." "He won't start a stupid, costly war." "He won't purge the military." "He won't use nukes." <--- We're currently here.

the pitt the pit

So he’ll stop bombing Iran in order to reopen the Strait of Hormuz… …which was open before he started bombing Iran. Got it.

A great scheme for young British people who want to explore Europe this summer at no cost. Just kidding, Brexit took that away from you.

Jail her jail her jail her. Nobody else, NOBODY, would get away with the sheer level of driving offences, are we waiting until she kills someone?

Never deleting this app

My whole young adult life has been under a Conservative government and all I got was austerity, tripled uni fees, Brexit, 11% inflation and Liz Truss. Respectively you guys can do one.

It's one thing to say older devices don't support some new feature or service or operating system. But to make the deliberate choice to brick a device that's working perfectly well, in order to force your customer to buy a new one, is a hostile act of predatory capitalism.

CLEARLY you don’t own an air fryer

if only marvel had a team of four astronauts that all wore blue and also had a movie come out recently

Not really clear why she’s bringing up Jeffrey Epstein out of nowhere. Maybe she’s trying to get ahead of a story.

It says a lot about the MAGA movement that the last straw for them isn’t the betrayal of all his promises, his failure to carry out the few policies he did try to implement. Destroying the fragile economy and undermining American institutions. No. It’s daddy turning on them.

The Green Party has won Kent County Council’s by-election, taking a seat previously held by a jailed (former) Reform UK councillor.