I GOT AN EVIL NASTY ROTTEN BATH - and then mom thought she could tweet as me. I should go roll in fresh grass cuttings, that'll show 'er!

@sandysayswoof I have yet to approve of this new vehicle purchase. I need to research the air speed velocity of my floppy ears.

Momma got me a new bed! It's like the old one, but a little smaller and more snuggly, and it's soft and fresh and matches the decor!

I decided to wake mom up at 5 this morning, just so I could go sit on the sunroom couch and watch the squirrels as they woke up.

Wow, I got soaked today. But I also got to run free and chase chipmunks and root through the wood pile and compost heap!

Mom saw me napping in the patio swing outside and thought it was adorable. The grumpy old lady not so much so... what's her problem with me?

ZOMG MOM GAVE ME SOME STEAK!!!!! This is the best day EVAR.

I love playing outside in the summertime! Squirrels, flowers, and naps under the banana trees... a beagle girl's dream!

DIE LAWN MOWER DIE!!! You too, garden tiller! Your noises offend this pup's sensitive ears.

I haven't posted in a while, because it was so nice that I wouldn't even come in at night to sleep with Mom! I love summer in the back yard!

Mom brought over another dog today, I didn't like the invasion of MY yard at all. However, there were rib bones for me, so it's all good.

Mom is saying things like I might be going to CAMP for a few days! Woohoo, trips to the lake are AWESOME!

I've spent the last few days CAMPING in the HOT SUN. Mom dragged me into the lake every day to cool off, which was UTTER TORTURE.

I've managed to sneak my way out into the front yard again.. mom's feeling grateful that the old man noticed and chased me back inside. Bah!

I LOVE to howl around the back yard for no good reason! AROOOOO!

Mmmm, nothing like a nap on the back porch. Well, except for a nap under the back porch.

I knew that sitting quietly on the back porch would be my key to getting inside the house. Mwa- oh wait, they let me in anyway. Hmmmm.

I do not like this rain, nono not one bit.

Do you know what makes a pup sad? The idea of a massive railroad hub just a quarter of a mile from my house. www.nohub4mccalla.com

Today is my 5th birthday, and my mom loves me more than ever! <3