My husband just said Oklahoma was cooler than England. 🤦🏼‍♀️I don’t know if I have ever disagreed with anyone more.

Me: You should learn to make fancy things. Husband: I make spaghetti. Me: That’s not fancy. Husband: It’s Italian. #hubby #spaghettiisfancy

OMG! Dungeon Ducks quoted me!

My husband thinks I have too high of expectations, but I hope that when we go to any new restaurant to be life changing.

Jesus didn’t wear socks with sandals, so I won’t let my husband do it either. #comeasyouare #sockswithsandals

Sad to report that coughing burns minimal calories.

My husband put his 3lb box of chocolate on a shelf that is to high for me to reach. I don’t think he understands the concept of what’s yours is mine in this marriage.

Me: “You should tell me I am breath taking.” Husband: “You make good ribs.”

I may need to stop listening to #crimejunkie. My husband is 4 minutes late from when he was suppose to be home and his phone went straight to voicemail. My mind has now gone to the worst.

Update: Husband is alive and no one kidnapped and sold him.

When I can go an hour without my glasses getting dirty I will be a true adult.

My husbands standards concerned me as I served him breakfast this morning. Me: It’s like a McDonald’s breakfast. Husband: Oooo, Fancy!

Delta I don’t think it’s right even during COVID to sell a flight well before that&then cancel afewdays before boarding with no notice. After9hours on hold on phone chat we would’ve been left with no options at the airport.Local tix are $2,400!Outofpocket!Help!Refund won’t work.

I want to think I like to travel but after two weeks in a relaxing mountain cabin I spelt all day when I got home. Traveling is exhausting. #homebody

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