🚨 Park Ji Sung “Bruno’s edge over Mount and the rest isn’t quality, it’s minutes. Bruno's a game freak who's always fit, and game time sharpens you. Mount stays fit, he’s reaching that ceiling. Call him the English Park Ji Sung if you want. He'll shine"

Even if Spurs win, it means nothing... they’ll still end up below us. I just need them to smack City, my noisy neighbours. They the real threat this season

🚨 Patrice Evra: “I told you! Mbeumo’s a United star in the making. Lads in training tell me he’s a goal machine, unstoppable. Amorim’s brought back that United spirit, the unity is mad. Just imagine if they’d bagged Baleba too... rivals wouldn’t sleep”

🚨 Defoe: “City without De Bruyne are just normal. You don’t replace a generational genius with a quick transfer. Vision like his can’t be coached or copied. They’ve signed Cherki but, there’s only one KDB, and football might not see another for decades"

If Madrid can’t handle Oviedo, then Perez needs to shut down the whole club and let them start afresh in Segunda B Now, how do you say 'Pray for Oviedo' in spanish

🚨 R. Carlos: “I’ve no doubts about Cunha. He’s lived through battles life threw at him, and now he fights them all again on the pitch. Every time he wears that United badge, it’s blood, sweat, and scars. Off the pitch? Gentleman. On it? Absolute menace"

🚨 Evra “They did the same with Pogba they're now doing with Bruno. ‘He’s class but he loses it, sell him.’ Truth is, since Pogba left, no one has touched his level. Bro carried a whole lot of flair & skill in one body and they still ain't replaced that"

United's draw with Fulham got me feeling like we lost. No energy for any agenda, just want the bag. Liverpool, you're the favourite vs Newcastle so smash them, please

🚨 Andy Cole: “What blows my mind is how 33 year old Casemiro comes off and the midfield dies instantly. That’s why a player like Vitinha isn’t a luxury, he’s survival. Press-resistant, ball-carrying, high IQ... exactly what United’s been crying out for"

🚨 Alan Smith: “United can’t keep playing hot potato at the back. Baleba is built for this club. Fearless, always demanding the ball, breaking presses with ease. This is the Frenkie profile they begged for… only difference? Baleba actually wants United"

🚨 Patrice Evra: “I watch Mainoo and I see Pogba’s spirit all over again. The difference? This kid can go even higher. If we fail to protect him, another "Juve" will turn him into a Ballon d’Or contender like they did with Pogba while we sit here crying"

Kairat Almaty? Bro that sounds like a karate academy, not a football club. Too bad this is Champions League, not Mortal Kombat. Celtic got this easy.

🚨 Rio Ferdinand: “People forget most CBs peak at 27...De Ligt’s only 26. Best player in the last two games, pure warrior spirit, made Gyokeres & Muniz play like League 2 strikers. Give him a midfielder like Frenkie at Ajax and rivals are finished"

🚨 Nani “United fans are mad cause Giggs at 39 was still running games like he was 25 but they got players under 30 walk around. And Amorim keeps begging for intensity. Funniest part? People act shocked when Salah sprints at 33...Giggs was 39 doing that"

Champions League without Mourinho? Nah, cancel it. Fenerbahce gotta cook Benfica. Plus with Fred & Amrabat in the squad, it’s basically United alumni business trip. Let's get it boys

🚨 Scholes: “Fermin Lopez is so slept on by PL fans. United ever need a Bruno replacement? that’s the profile. Similar creativity, makes things happen, carries the ball with purpose. On Palmer’s level but doesn’t get the hype. INEOS, let it all work out"