To reflect the current position of both Conservative & Labour, instead of investing in driverless car technology, the pair of them should be promising the investment of rudderless ships. #Manicfesto

We will reduce the voting age to 5 years old to reflect the behaviour of our elected politicians whilst 'debating' in Westminster. If you can hold a crayon, you can vote. The ONLY wasted vote . . . is one that isn't used! #Manicfesto

Once in Government, we will complete a 5 year Parliament in only 4 years. This policy not only ensures a 20% saving for the public purse but also gives everyone in the UK a year off from listening to our politicians. #Manicfesto

🚨It's Mixtape time! 🤔A challenge for you this week... ❓Which songs mention the name of the gameshow? e.g. Europe - The Final COUNTDOWN 🎶 Let's hear 'em👇

BBC Radio 5 Live Tonight Matthew (I mean Tony)😅 I am going to be Just Jack! It's Starz in their eyes!😆 youtube.com/watch?v=H9Runl…

BBC Radio 5 Live Chinners Cartoons@Chinners2·NowI was going to suggest Belly(Bulls)Eye by #Cardiacs but have now decided to go with "Stoneage Dinosaurs" as it gives a namecheck to the legendary 'Crackerjack' host Peter Glaze! youtu.be/G5ZGzIPIF-A?si…

BBC Radio 5 Live Bad Company - Shooting Stars youtu.be/FJTSmLqg6iE?si…

Lord Justin Hawkins Rides Again - #Cardiacs youtu.be/mal-7deI08k?si…

Once in Government, all artists & musicians will be allowed to steal AI's work . . . let's see how he likes it! #Manicfesto

Tsk, another 'nightclub' on BBC Radio 5 Live spoilt by the Rasheed bore phoning in, station sadly switched.

The only peace that Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו wants is a piece of land occupied by another state

🚨 It's Mixtape time! Another challenge for you this week... 🎶 Which songs mention impossible weather? e.g The Fortunes - Storm In A Teacup Weather Girls - It's Raining Men Let's hear 'em! 👇

To compensate ALL Pensioners who have lost their Winter Fuel Allowance, they will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance when temperatures exceed 70 degrees🎩 #Manicfesto

Make America Great Britain Again! We know that many in the USA are regretting their foolish decision to go it alone back in 1776. In a spirit of forgiveness we will allow it to re-join Great Britain & will give them full colonial status. #Manicfesto Donald J. Trump The White House

Once in Government, we will complete a 5 year Parliament in only 4 years. This policy not only ensures a 20% saving for the public purse but also gives everyone in the UK a year off from listening to our politicians. #Manicfesto

With MP's, developers & councils increasingly in collusion with each other behind the publics back, we propose to upgrade the status of the greenbelt to a blackbelt to prevent them from messing with it any further! #Manicfesto

#MrWindsor

Mr Windsor to consider reinventing himself, mimicking Pop icon, after dropping 'Prince' title

So the cheapest tickets that FIFA want for next years FIFA World Cup start at around £400 for the group stage!! There are going to be some very empty stadiums containing passionless rich people. Way to shoot yourselves in the foot you greedy greedy $#!%?