Linsey Parkinson
@chinupduck
Freelance writer, editor and designer. Also bookseller. Occasional tweeter at best.
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http://chinupduck.com 26-04-2009 16:09:18
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Especially loved the quote about writing a novel being like telling a joke, then having to wait two years to see if people laugh. ❤️ChorltonBookFestival
So @sofology Sofology UKHelp, how do I get my two sofas that were due for delivery last Friday? We have nowhere to sit! No updates from your people and can't speak to anyone without taking a day off work to spend on hold. This is unacceptable. PLEASE HELP!
OMG Sofology UK @SofologyHelp You are beyond terrible! FOUR failed delivery attempts, HOURS spent on hold and you now can't even tell us where our sofa is! You are a dishonest shambles and don't give a damn about customers. And it's not just us. NEVER BUY FROM THIS COMPANY!
So, @sofology Sofology UKHelp please advise: do I call Trading Standards, the police or a hostage negotiator?? Do I need to pay a ransom as well as the £3k+ I paid you in August? I just want my sofa - I was hoping to sit down this Christmas.😡
Hey Canal & River Trust - we just wanted to say a BIG thankyou to/for your brilliant volunteer, Andrew, at Northgate Locks in #Chester. A huge help going up the staircase (scarier than going down!), a great teacher (give a girl a fish!) and a splendid chap.
Hello BBC Springwatch Where are the kingfishers? We’re travelling on a narrowboat and have barely seen a single one this year. So sad! What’s happening?