95-5 rule: 95% of people don’t know what they’re talking about.

Hope the homies are good 😔💔

How you about to go to a Coldplay Concert with your side piece & expect to not get caught? Make it make sense 😭

Tinder is a scam. “Swipe Right or keep walking” bro they kept sprinting ☠️

You could be winning and still feel lost. Start over. This time, chase what’s yours.

F*ck tryna earn girls love. Bring back buying em 😎🔥

If social media apps were characters, which one’s the hero and which one’s the villain?

I tweet like every post’s a banger

I post light mode screenshots like I fear nothing

0 likes? 0 views? At least it’s all mine. No cap, no copy.

Belly Button Piercings>>>>>

Rank these from best to worst: TikTok Reels, Insta Reels, X Reels, Snap Reels, Netflix Reels (yes that’s real)

2016 was peak life. Idk what happened after that…

“Young dumb & broke” Felt that so hard 😭

Old Twitter (Jack) or X (Elon). Who really did it better?

Baiting? I’m the master at baiting

Don’t you hate it when you’re dehydrated but too lazy to get up for water… or is that just me? 😅

Me: just tryna shower God: starts thunderstorm Me: guess I’ll die