I wouldn't be here today if that was the case

I was finally enjoying not having to hear about any of my children's sex lives.

Name them

I married Melanie Dawson irl.

The prospect of a future without movie theaters feels like losing yourself. Childhood memories. A lot of people's first dates have been going to the movies. I'm also old enough to remember drive-in theaters being a thing, but that was the evolution of the film experience.

Didn't even get her a sweater for Christmas. Very cheap.

"Go back to your log cabin WOMAN."

Cosplaywaifu is exactly the @ I imagined for someone who thinks women are objects and not actual people.

7 months of ooc sobriety makes me feel this is going to be a good year.

This is a semi-official casting call, to gather interest for the "monster of the week" roles as I work on getting my project back on track. Liking this post will help me for this casting, but it does not guarantee a role. My vision is mine in the end. Xx Wish me monsters.

The Slayer. Official Episode Thread.

No wrestling for me, only slaying, I've been putting things in order if you've been paying attention to my small recent moves.

If you're going to sell your adaptation as some kind of erotic kinkfest, I'm going to need more than fingers going in mouths.

Scream 7? My wife has Matthew Lillard at home.

For international Women's Day on Sunday, The Slayer returns.

The Slayer. The Love Witch. docs.google.com/document/d/1IU…

The William Dawson fan club lives on.