Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist Secretary Miguel Cardona Parents are buffoons. I’m a youth football coaching legend, so your “rights” as a parent end the second you step on my field. I am the law. That’s why I require my players to receive sensible performance enhancing injections whether their parents like it or not

POTUS absolutely should debate us.

European guy joked there’s not much to do in the center of this country so I went the fuck off about how we have the conjoining of the Missouri & Mississippi Rivers. I could see this man had never seen such passion for water.

This logic is hilarious because they think immigrants that make less money than American citizens are buying the insanely expensive houses

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

If a strike is not disruptive and threatening to profits, it will not be effective. Just in case anyone still believed there are only a couple of corrupted Justices, this should make it clear that at least eight of the nine current SCOTUS Justices are firmly anti-labor.

Much of the essence of conservatism can be found distilled in these tweets: the overriding belief that there are structures somehow both innate and natural but also so fragile and persistently on the verge of collapse the state must constantly work to impose and reify them.

United feature to "duel" people for their seat

Dr. Cornel West should run for President. Marianne Williamson should run for President. RFK Jr. should run for President. Democracy requires participation and voters deserve choices.

This gonna be the next Pusha T album cover.

Let’s be clear, if anyone running for president can take votes away from Biden then that’s Biden’s problem to resolve. He’s president right now. There are things within his power via executive order that he could do to materially change peoples lives that would guarantee votes.

Based on the responses, I’ve made my decision. Not Some Random Clown will be the very first 200-page book to be Tweeted out so that it is available to all. I will tweet out one chapter at a time over the rest of the summer. A truly revolutionary moment in Twitter history.

The (J.I.D) Ja Morant line

Everyone from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in character, and the only addition is Daniel Craig.

The Pay It Forward skit from I Think You Should Leave is the funniest thing anyone has made in a long time