Can someone help Emmett Johnson get down? We have a big game tomorrow

The very nice little dude at the gas station said if more people had a smile like mine the world would be a better place 😭😭😭. And then he said “You’re a Browns fan? You ok? I will say some prayers for you” 😂😂😂😂 Also I told him to stay on my good side 🙂‍↔️🤫🤷🏻‍♀️

I AM SUPER JELLY OF ALL THE HUSKER PEEPS GOING TO THE BLACK OUT BC ITS GOING TO BE SO BAD ASS. Please post pics and videos😭😭❤️❤️ GO BIG RED!!!

In all my days and years I have never seen commentators and reporters kiss the behind of an athlete more than Ohtani. I’m not arguing he’s amazing, but MY GOODNESS. There is no way they can remove themselves from his butt cheeks, even surgically. It’s cringe

Hey look!! It’s girls night out and Chicken is the only non-blonde. I mean this never happens 😂😚🫶🏼🙂‍↔️

John is going to be all “now that homerun to Bichette was not Ohtani’s fault. There was a strong gust of wind and also Satan made the pitch go right down the middle so Ohtani is still the greatest player in the land and also universe” 😂😂 #fusmoltz

1,002 yards. The first to 1,000 since Devine Ozigbo in 2018. Emmett Johnson is leaving his print on Nebraska Football history. #GBR

Next Man Up! It’s your time King Lateef 👑

Men’s mental health month. Mental health is important year round ❤️

You guys remember when Kevin Youkilis was a Yankee for 34 seconds? Wth was that all about 😂😂😂

I have never seen a more accurate description of myself 🥹😂🤷🏻‍♀️🫶🏼

This is heartbreaking😢😢 I saw an interview with a young lady who had attempted suicide and she said, “I didn’t want to die. I just didn’t know how to live”😢😢😢. Check on your people bc this is happening way too much. YOU MATTER 🫶🏼🫶🏼

It’s okay to ask for help

I will support any presidential nominee who makes 9 pm games illegal. The east coast people are TIRED. #JAIL oh and also, GO BIG RED!!❤️🎈🎈🎈

I’m sure Gabriel is a lovely human and all but FOR THE LOVE. Can this experiment be over please bc wtf is this Also put Bubba on the bus to Europe Ok that’s all for now bye

The dudes on ESPN Cleveland are talking about the flawless player of the game. Corey Bojorquez. And the water boy That’s all. Bye

If this isn’t the Mondayest Monday to ever Monday am I right The Chicken is COLD and also I miss Yankee baseball. Ok bye much love 🫶🏼🙂‍↔️

Congratulations to Emmett Johnson & TJ Lateef on being named Big Ten Offensive Player of the Week & Co-Big Ten Freshman of the week!

The VERY BEST part of my office always 🙂‍↔️🥳💙💙 #goyankees

I feel this🤷🏻‍♀️🫶🏼🥳