Welcome back Anthony Rizzo!

Am I reading this correctly, he killed people while they were sleeping on the train? How is this not a mass shooting story?

Bring back Kevin.

I learned the truth at 13, that my Mom was a total attention seeking cunt… nypost.com/2024/09/14/ent…

I Always Wanted To Be A Teamster (The Simpsons) youtu.be/mjKB0rc3V_g?si… via YouTube

The ONLY school with two AP Top-25 wins. #Illini // #HTTO // #famILLy

Well would you look at that.

Did you know that Illinois makes 40% of all the pumpkins grown in the US- more than any other state? Let’s celebrate this fact and declare Illinois to be “The Pumpkin State”. Also can some team rebrand as The Pumpkins?

I was today years old when I learned Walter Payton was a serial butt pincher? This was a goofy thing he did to fans, media, and bystanders?

Is anyone else dressing up as Jon Secada for Halloween? I’d prefer not to double up. LMK.

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to

I love the process server dropping Tiffany Henyard’s eviction summons was head to toe Patrick Mahomes. #ChiefsKingdom

You ever get invited to a wedding you don't want to attend, but have to go for whatever reason? And the choices for dinner are Haggis and a literal plate of steaming buffalo shit? You gotta eat, so you begrudgingly check the box for Haggis. No? See you tomorrow for your first.

The healthcare bashing continues as a Nintendo confirms more players have chosen Luigi in Mario kart over the last 24 hours than they have over the past 24 months.

Things like checks and balances and the separation of powers aren’t sexy. But neither are your liver or kidney, and you’re just as screwed without them.

Chicago Bears Twitter waking up on the last Sunday in November in 1st Place. 🐻⬇️ #DaBears

30 seconds of sights and sounds from #Illini practice in Greenville today: (Video from WSPA/ABC7)