my morning affirmations:

linkedIn notifications are exactly like facebook notifications literally 99% of them are junk

not to get political, but if you vote for someone on a national stage saying that illegal immigrants are EATING pets, you're an idiot.

seeing a smart brown woman cook a lying white man on a global stage is the perfect tuesday night serotonin boost

“i think this is so rich coming from someone who is prosecuted” LMAO END HIM

all of us watching this debate

“IM GOING TO EAT YOU”

if i send you this it means you’re sounding insane

i want kendrick to write a diss track on him after this debate pls lol give us an anthem

me when i change the the name of the google doc from “untitled”

the mall is such a great place for a mental health walk like i got 10k steps in and a few impulsive buys so i guess ill be okay

not the tiktok girlies just finding out green tea is good for you like what’s next? drinking enough water is good??

every damn month since moving here i learn a new word, im not joking when i say im living in narnia

i thought it was friday so i already drank wine, made pasta and binged our fav hate watch only to realize i need to set an alarm for tomorrow 🫠

birthday eve and my age will never not come as a shock to me every time i remember it

birthday nails 🩶🩷