My twitter feed reads like a buzzfeed article of the top ten reasons why society is going to collapse tomorrow.

I never want to hear any bullshit about antifa again.

Going to the kitchen anybody need popcorn?

The chaotic storming of the Capitol is being broadcast on one of the most dystopian streams imaginable. bit.ly/3rXrGYy

I see no protesters. Just white nationalist terrorists. And don't kid yourself by thinking lots of those cops aren't on the same side.

Okay I didn't mean to be this accurate lmao

SHUT THIS LYING LUNATIC’S ACCOUNT DOWN NOW

Did they run out of military grade weaponry after brutalizing BLM protestors? No war crimes against the actual criminals that are maga chuds. Just selfies.

Also tired of human rights being considered a radical position.

Might as well have hired this guy for Capitol security.

The Reddit frenzy has sent #dogecoin, a cryptocurrency started as a joke, up 800%. It started at Reddit group "SatoshiStreetBets" which bills itself as the crypto version of "WallStreetBets". They're trying to push doge to $1. Right now it's $0.071 cnb.cx/3a94u1o

Friday January 29, 2021 We Will Reach $0.10 Save This Tweet. #dogecoin 📈

Maybe I'll get used to the contact being stuck behind my eye. Maybe we'll grow old together.

Stepped on my glasses while trying on boot straps at the punk market just to feel something.

Crazy how much a single playlist can completely fuck your stream statistics up with people that will never listen to any other songs of yours

My fedex package has been taking a tour around Portland for 3 days now. Hope it's having fun.