I gave my daughter a cup of milk, and a banana with peanut butter for breakfast. She looked at it all, and said “you’ve really outdone yourself.” #Thankskid 🤦🏻‍♀️ #kidssaythedarndestthings #itsfriday #sarcasm #5yearsold

Last year, my (then) 4 year old attended a kneel-in to remember George Floyd. Just last week she told me that she’s been to two funerals. Her Great Papa’s, and George Floyd’s. #SayHisName #GeorgeFloyd Black Lives Matter.

Last stop on this train! Let’s make some history!! 🌈🌈🌈

Rank Brad Hoylman-Sigal 🌈🥯 #1 on your ballot for Manhattan Borough President!

It was bound to happen. My 5 yo turns to me half way through dinner: “I don’t feel like eating because this doesn’t really taste like anything.” Alarm bells in my head. I drive all across the county for a rapid covid test only to determine that I’m just a bad cook #shesnegative

My disappointed 5 year-old finally inquired why our cat never joined her in the backyard “kitty” pool. 😿

Why all the various days for “first day of school?” Start dates ranging from mid-August to mid-September?? I’ll tell you. It’s so Mamas can support other Mamas. Otherwise we’d all be sobbing about our quiet homes and “all grown up” kiddos all at once. 😩#mamasupport #BacktoSchool

I tried to jump down my basement stairs today and a low ceiling prevented my head from following my body. I told my neighbor that I concuss really easily. And by that I mean, can cuss. #painfulbutpunny

Went to put a pinch of salt in my oatmeal and instead I put it into my coffee. Didn’t really have time to make another cup, soooo I drank it anyway. Most of it. #momlife

The key to the #TenYearChallenge is to find a terrible photo from ten years ago. And maybe I just don’t have any terrible photos? Because maybe I burned all of them. 😘

What about #N95 masks for children? We can’t find quality paper masks in smaller sizes for little faces. And evidently cloth masks aren’t as good at blocking #OmicronVarient. #masksforkids. President Donald J. Trump apple.news/AVa0kzd3JTLCz6…

On Monday, a judge in Memphis sentenced a woman to six years in prison for trying to register to vote. He said she had tricked the probation office into signing a form indicating she was eligible. You can watch some of the sentencing hearing here: wreg.com/news/local/mem…

You guys. I’m so excited. It’s only taken 5.5 years, but, I’ve successfully trained my dog to wake up on Sundays and go to the kitchen to get her own cereal and milk and eat breakfast. AND to also feed the cat! Not dog— I meant daughter (I don’t even have a dog🤦🏻‍♀️)— #sleepingin!

And in delusional news: I just finished Season 5 of insecurehbo. It was perfection. But the real question is: What am I going to do without my best friends?!?! 😫😩😫🥺I feel I’ve been through so much with these ladies.

We’re horrified, saddened, and livid. If you are too, then now is the time to show up and show them our movement won't back down from protecting our reproductive rights. Tomorrow, at 5pm your local time, we’re rallying across America for abortion rights: act.womensmarch.com/sign/roe-rally…

Make no mistake. A majority in this country are angry tonight. Not a small majority. A giant majority. I am seeing that rage. I am hearing that rage. I am feeling that rage. And to all scared women tonight, I will fight for you & with you. I will fight like hell. We all must.

Try to not cry while watching this. So powerful. Congratulations, sheryl lee ralph

Congress should codify the protections of Roe once and for all.

“Every time I get older, something annoying changes in my body,” said my daughter last night. She’s SIX years old and was talking about losing teeth. Oh honey, I thought, buckle in. #perimenopause #kidssaythedarndestthings

I just taught my six-year-old daughter “#Lovefool” by the #Cardigans. I’m not sure why, but it cracks me up to hear her little voice belt out “I can’t care ‘bout anything but you!” #90s #onehitwonders