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Chelsea Lanae

@chelsealanaep

Advocate for regenerative agriculture, culture, and economics, avid gardener, and lazy cook

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calendar_today09-10-2020 00:24:02

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I'm in french class today, minding my own business, working diligently on some translations, when my instructor says my name and asks me to come to the board to play "professor". Me: a fuck

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Also, I need B1 oral skills to get my french citizenship (listening & speaking). Oral not written, oral. My husband better be damn grateful. I hate talking to ppl in English.

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We really need to talk more about how dangerous pregnancy is. Even non-high risk pregnancies are dangerous. And even if everything goes according to plan, you are still left with your body being completely & forever changed, often with lasting medical issues.

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Let me make this clear. I am not the tolerant left. I will not tolerate people's bull shit. I will not tolerate people's racism. I will not tolerate people's sexism. If you are intolerant towards people different than you existing, I do not tolerate your worldview.

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I'm growing out my pixie cut, cus I miss my long curly hair. And it's not very long yet, maybe a couple inches. And my hair is trying so hard to curl it's sticking up all over the place. Some areas are successful, though.

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Ok french, lemme get this straight. Toujours means always. Except when it means still. Encore means again. Except when it means still. Déjà means already. Except when it means still. Don't even get me started on how que means whom, which, that And qui means who, which, that.

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You know the story of the Businessman & the Fisherman? I want to be the fisherman. But capitalism says I have to be the businessman in order to live like the fisherman. Cus you need $. & under capitalism the more $ you have, the more time you can spend with friends and family.

You know the story of the Businessman & the Fisherman? I want to be the fisherman.

But capitalism says I have to be the businessman in order to live like the fisherman. Cus you need $. & under capitalism the more $ you have, the more time you can spend with friends and family.
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Just because under capitalism we developed some good tech that did improve our lives, doesn't mean we have to keep a system that is inherently exploitative. A broken clock is right 2 times a day, doesn't mean we hoard it instead of getting something that functions all the time.

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I'm in an intense french class, its 24hrs/week in French. I'm severely introverted. I need a LOT of alone time. Wednesday is the only day where I can be alone. I also love spending time with my husband. For Aug, he took off every Wednesday to spend time with me.

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Conservatives when they learn that other cultures and religions have recognized and accepted trans people for hundreds of years

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My fear of chickens growing up made a lot more sense when I learned they were descended from dinosaurs. How the fuck did chickens become synonymous with cowardly? They'll fuck you up.

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One thing I've learned from taking this french class is idk if I could work in person again. Being around people for 30+ hrs a week like this is so draining.

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I've never been so happy for my child's birthday. Today my little one turns 3. And I can finally stop saying deux ans (2 yrs old), which sounds like dooze ahn. And watching ppl get confused cus they think I'm say doze ans (12 yrs old). Freaking french🤣🤣🤣

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So many stores have signs that say they are closed until x date, often 2-3 weeks away. Even more stores have signs saying they will be closed starting x date until y date. Often it's 2-4 weeks closed. I think it's fantastic.

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My husband & I are both job hunting. He sent me a link that was part time, 20-30 hrs a week and $100-300 flat weekly pay based on experience. Wonder how long it'll take them to fill.

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The private ownership & commodification of land & natural resources is perverse. & the older I get, the more it pisses me off. We ALL NEED clean air, water, soil and a stable environment/climate to live. This is capitalism. Bring back the commons. jacobin.com/2023/08/joe-bi…

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Whenever I want to take a relaxing bath alone, runs after me. I'm currently being serenaded. Idk what song it is, but it seems to go on forever.

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I think it's weird that we say neurotypical or neurodivergent. Maybe we're not supposed to be neurologically the same, but society caters to one type of neuro function. And by solely catering to that single Neuro function, it makes everyone else's life harder.