Why can’t I ever hyperfixate on something that MAKES me money for change?

WHY does it have to be a garden bed, tools, herbs, a hose and a goddamn shovel?

WHY CANT it ever be… I don’t fucking know… spreadsheets with budget things or some other nonsense that probably helps?

Had the absolute best time hosting Jon Kung at Subtext Books last night! What a kind, thoughtful, funny person. Be sure to check out his amazing cookbook KUNG FOOD (and if you couldn’t make it last night, swing by Subtext for a signed copy before they’re gone!)

“Do you know how much therapy it took for me to accept that I’ll never need the nice box and I should just let it go and recycle it??”

I honestly do not care how pretty or fancy the box your product came in is.

If it’s a pain in the ass to break down, fold up, and recycle, I hate it.

Anna Sawai’s storyline climax in Shōgun was a quiet monologue where she told a room full of bitches that she’s a mother fucking samurai in angry business voice and she had me on the edge of my seat with heart palpitations.

She stepped on everyone’s throat in that scene.

Just watched episode 9 of Shōgun.

Anna Sawai better be getting some nominations. Dear lord.

The fact that the headline said that “ALL trucks sold” were recalled and then they put the number 3878 in the body of the article…

There is a person who goes to your church, your nonprofit, your fundraiser, your protest, your discourse, your neighborhood meeting, who’s highest priority is having the moral high ground over anything else.

They are a cancer to whatever it is they are a part of.

When it comes to garlic sauce, you can never have toumuch.

I’m just gonna hope their gps is off

Cook This: Three recipes from Kung Food, including Hong Kong chicken and waffles

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Make recipes from Detroit-based chef Jon Kung's cookbook debut, Kung Food, including Hong Kong chicken and waffles and jerk chow mein.

I’m convinced the anti-seat-reclining movement was started by the airlines to get use used to not reclining our seats so they can eventually just install ones that don’t recline at all, which would allow them to pack us even closer together.

I don’t miss alcohol but I miss drinking…

I don know if that makes any sense. I don’t even fully abstain from alcohol, I’ll have a drink every few weeks or so. I just don’t like it as much as I used to. I miss how much I enjoyed it.

Accidentally packed my running shorts to the gym and now I gotta lift showing a little more leg than I’m comfortable with.

Luckily the gym was essentially empty.

Can we just skip to the part where AI becomes smart enough to be sick of us?

I’m gonna give best millennial branding turnaround to: People who live in a van.

From “creepy guy by the lake your kids are not allowed to” to “twee bitches with their ukuleles and heterochromatic dogs” in one generation is nothing short of amazing.

I want so much of this in my life

Would be a shame if a bunch of content creators took on making a chili crunch recipe and shared it showing how diverse and varied the condiment can be…

The fact that anyone would try to trademark “chili crunch” is doing so in very poor taste but the fact that an AAPI led company with a Japanese name headed by a Korean American is trying to trademark a common use for a Chinese condiment is both disappointing and disorienting.

I want be an herb garden bitch but I know I’m more of a dead plants on my balcony bitch.