As a thank you to his staffers, Barack Obama had Bruce Springsteen play a two-hour acoustic concert. trib.al/DHi22Jw

It's time...for the can check. #cancheck

#Cancheck pt. 2 (feat. The Beautiful Mrs. Cheese)

@Prof_Hinkley is that an ice sphere

@Prof_Hinkley oh cool! Bourbon or scotch?

@Prof_Hinkley mmm. I wish I could have a dewars and call it "my weeknight stuff"

@Prof_Hinkley thanks Travis. My DM's are open for just that thing

@Prof_Hinkley Todd 'Papi' Carlos Brandon the Cow Travis don't read this... . . . . . . . . . . Brandon and Todd, I think it's backwards too

@LatherRinseRT that is really funny

@yerpalmildsauce nobody, remember he's taking the weekend off

@LatherRinseRT I like how she looked around at first, like she was seeing if anyone was watching lol

I can’t believe every woman I know is marching in the streets and CNN is showing Trump pretending to believe in God. #WomensMarch

@gf3 Conner Fritz yw my dear

in the next 5 hours each RT = $1 donation by me to Planned Parenthood Action. Please read & share on why PP is important for all women. Cecile Richards

Who's getting angry about punching nazis? I've only seen people complaining about "people complaining about punching nazis." Who are they?

RADIO DJ: "An accident is reported at 2nd & Main" ME (sitting at 2nd & Main): That's weird…I don't see- DJ: *Slams into me with his car*

I voted for #FMGTSchweinsteiger in the Futhead @EAFIFAMOBILE #GlobalTourLegend poll! futhead.com/l/fmgt/?p=1219…