I was honoured to not only work for her majesty but to also have met her and shared a joke. A truly magnificent and selfless woman

This vile person Lauren often mocks the 96. Don't worry, the scouse twitter detectives will do their thing

On the train then talking to a stranger about the Queen. "I've never met her but I feel like I've lost my grandmother, it's all so sad" Me too pal, me too #Followbackfriday #FolloForFolloBack

Just a reminder #Everton are unbeaten this season. #invincibles #UTFT #FolloForFolloBack #followbackfriday

The state of the footwear on these hippies. Look like they bought them from wish or the snide market's in town

Alan McGregor looks like he's on day 6 on a 7 day bender. #Liverpool #Rangers #CL

Lampard>Jürgen flop

Ha ha ha yes boys

He shouldn't have been on the pitch the match fixers! Got every ref in their pocket! #liverpool #totenham #var

If Liverpool do us a favour tonight I'll wear an LFC shirt for a month! #Leicester #liverpool

βeta ChedEFC David Herdson @azidynamics Politics UK the law, is the law, Ched doesn't write it, his job is enforcing it.

David Herdson Mrs J T Beckett CEng MCIBSE 💙 💚 @azidynamics Politics UK you have literally been told otherwise by an officer. x.com/ChedEfc/status…

Just a quick message to my fellow evertonians. I've been asked to help police the game tomorrow. Few things we've been told: *ALL banners will be confiscated *IF we get relegated, fans will be escorted out row by row by riot police. Everton Blue Army Everton FC News 💙 #Everton

You’re telling me a United fan has bought their shirt, printed that on the back and decided to wear it to their most important game in years. Absolutely vile man. His face will be on here In no time I’m sure of it 👍

Get this man named and shamed

So this week on twitter I've seen a man eaten by a shark, a lunatic stabbing kids in a park, grown men whipping eachother in BDSM gear Infront of kids. Let's hope next week is better #followbackfriday #followforfollow

That video of the fella getting eaten by the shark had better limbs than this

Today I found out that the definition of a woman is someone who is a good listener

Follow if you hate the Tories and want Borris behind bars #FolloForFolloBack #followbackfriday