“The world doesn’t revolve around you”

Me:

No one wants to be with someone who is always pointing out the bad in them and never acknowledging the good

Making gay friends

If the load isn’t yours, put it down. No more unnecessary weight for the rest of the year.

Can’t wait for the day to be over

*squeezes your bulge as a friend*

Girl math is just making more money instead of cutting back on expenses.

“lucky girl syndrome” is just loving yourself so much that you believe you deserve the entire world

I like booty and dick, never been scared

When he’s considerate, romantic, emotionally reassuring, and expresses himself

Sleep chemistry is not just environment. Do you know how to spoon correctly? Do you know how to switch positions in the middle of the night? Do you lock toes?

Everytime 🔥 🍒

a thread of most of the memorable moments that have happened at the #MetGala :

I do not spin the block nigga I re route

Morning Hotties it’s #MEGANMONDAY 🔥🔥🔥 I Think I Love Her Freestyle out now 💪🏾 youtu.be/t6sHHHU82aQ

I fucking love Leos 😭

Bottoms!! We bumping coochies all summer 2024

We’re attracted to cool + confidence
(Don’t try hard)
Flirt and compliment and you’re in there

Constantly reminding myself to chill and enjoy my life regardless of the highs and lows cause stress leading to sickness is not worth it

DAILY