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Habib Habibou might be our new favourite player.

‘Batman’ from Chelsea to Crystal Palace on loan....would literally rather have Christian Bale up top !! #DeadlineDay

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Slavia Prague’s owners laughing when they fell into Group F with Barça, Dortmund and Inter. 😂😂

Seen a post yesterday about Digne or Robertson best left back?! Someone on smack 🤯 Digne has no pace. Be interesting V Traore today #EVEWOL

Only two goalkeepers have won a Premier League match 9-0... #SOULEI

Should be illegal for putting these 2 players in the same sentence! A can’t speyk 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Turkish legend Hakan Sukur is now an Uber driver in America. 🚕🇺🇸 The former Galatasaray star joined president Erdogan's political party in 2013, but fell out with him in 2015. 🇹🇷 He's now been exiled from Turkey by Erdogan and his bank accounts were frozen. 🤯 Insane. 🤬

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Raphaël Varane after Zidane gets appointed as Man Utd manager.

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