UPDATE: You’d be shocked to know which Lions secondary was more injured

Azeez Al-Shaair just can’t help himself

Spoiler alert for this poor Seattle fan

The Blue Jays’ last World Series appearance led to a one night stand involving a Hooters waitress that resulted in this kid being born.

The Texans need to leave Nick Caley back in Seattle and tell him to attend the Mariners welcome back rally

I feel so bad for this Texans defense. They deserve so much better than this garbage offense they play for.

I watched the Raiders run 30 total plays for less than 100 yards and I saw worse play calling from the Houston Texans tonight

The time drake maye came back down 3 with 56 minutes to go 🔥🔥🔥

Prayers up to an absolute legend, longtime NFL play-by-play announcer Kevin Harlan. 🙏🏻🕊️🥀 Ain’t nothing wrong with him, he’s just calling the Dolphins game on CBS this week.

This response has me dying

A couple of notes. Great montage, great job recreating the opening graphic of the NBA wordmark over the court. NBC lasers were somewhat janky, but OK. But the Fagan AI "This is the NBA on NBC" is a "no." This is one situation where you don't need AI, just use the original.

Classless… but not surprised…. Didn’t realize you’re still bounty hunting 15+ years later through the media. 😎😂 #LetsRide 🤣

Sean Payton slander

And two Chiefs drives ended with brutal interceptions at the goal line (one completely Kelce’s fault, one part Mahomes fault/one part Devin Lloyd’s fault). That also doesn’t include Butker’s brutal start to the season with multiple missed kicks and kneel downs. Insanely efficient

Tonight’s random YouTube TV multi view

Just say you don’t go to a baseball game to watch the actual game

Nothing grinds my gears more than FOX and ABC/ESPN having their picture quality in 720p.

The most bittersweet thing I’ve ever done. Fantasy football is so funny.